Thursday, October 05, 2006

Toronto's Most Fantastic Convenience Store

In order to get to the Boyf's place, I have to go south on Donlands- a street that is fairly banal. However, I discovered a convenience store on Donlands that is not only fantastic, but almost inspirational. And it's all thanks to the coolest Korean convenience store owner in the universe.

First of all, the woman laughs at everything. You say hello and she's already giggling. This is usually followed by a really random question, like: "Which muffin you favourite?". I also love the generosity and randomness of her coupons.

However, what really endeared her to me was her balanced and astute critique of gay porno mags. I bought one and once I brought it to the counter she asked if I was sure that was the one I wanted. She went on to say that she thinks "the boy look too pretty, like stupid girl" and brought me another mag. She was entirely right. We flipped through it together, passing judgements for a good five minutes. Her comments were hysterical. After I paid, she mentioned that at the end of every month she would like to give me a porno of her choosing for free. How can you not love her?


At 2:20 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I love her long time.

At 10:38 PM, Anonymous Niko said...

Free porn? How do you do it Genet?!?

At 7:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do have a gift. She sounds hilarious!


At 11:05 AM, Blogger shnatz said...

Hey ! Totally off topic...but did you know that their is the cutest animal called a Genet ?? There are actually a few TYPES !

At 12:10 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Woah, whats going on dude? I want an udate. There is this band playing at Lee's Palace I want to go see. They're called Land of Talk and there from Montreal. So far, I love there sound. I'm going to see them Nov. 17th. Wont you come?

Land of Talk.

At 5:37 AM, Blogger WhipSlyme said...

Where u at?

At 11:09 PM, Blogger PDD said...


At 12:44 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Dude, it's like oct. 21st now. Get your shit together.


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