Let me introduce you to... Cicciolina

Former Italian parliamentarian / hardcore porn actress, Cicciolina (meaning 'cudddles' in Italian) has recently demonstrated true selflessness and innovative thinking. She has offered herself, body and soul, to Osama bin Laden with the stipulation that he "put an end to his tyranny". She also made a similar offer to Saddam, which he obviously did not take her up on.

Here's a great quote from her:

"I am here not showing my breasts. Now I am speaking about poor people so it is not necessary—not because I don't have beautiful breasts ... even now. But it's not necessary showing because poor people have no interest in my breasts."