Famous Quote #1
I just had a memory of something said to a friend of mine when we were about 15.
My friend had been chatting on the phone with this very strange guy around our age for a while, and he was trying to get her to have sex with him. I would listen in on the other phone. In frustration, he once said "Well, can I at least put it in your bum or something?". This is not the quote that I am referring to though. After a few days of this chatting and now quickly realizing that his dream was not going to come true, he was exasperated. He ended their "relationship" thusly:
(in a random Jamaican accent)
"You devious rat... Unscrupulous cat... Uncivilized bat."
He then hung up, never to be heard from again. Why the bizarre 'break-up' statement had to rhyme is a mystery for the ages.
My friend had been chatting on the phone with this very strange guy around our age for a while, and he was trying to get her to have sex with him. I would listen in on the other phone. In frustration, he once said "Well, can I at least put it in your bum or something?". This is not the quote that I am referring to though. After a few days of this chatting and now quickly realizing that his dream was not going to come true, he was exasperated. He ended their "relationship" thusly:
(in a random Jamaican accent)
"You devious rat... Unscrupulous cat... Uncivilized bat."
He then hung up, never to be heard from again. Why the bizarre 'break-up' statement had to rhyme is a mystery for the ages.
posted by Genet @ 4:31 PM
3 come-on(s)
3 Comments:
I love uncivilized bat. But I love it all equally.
I think I know exactly who this female friend is. Without exploiting her complete identity, she has a really nice bum.
You got it... IT'S BLOSSOM!
I knew it. Of course I did, I'm psychic.
It is now October 26, and I am still laughing at the breakup rhyme.
I am checking your blog site far too frequently. I've got to stop. I've got to rot. I've got to mop.
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