Thursday, October 13, 2005

The games we play.

My co-workers Zoulpy and Hormonster are often hysterical. We have invented many games and phrases over the years. Hormonster invented my new favourite game today. Our coffee supplier has a very weird gimmick which involves handing a cheap carnation to the receptionist whenever he drops off the goods. Hormonster found this particularly inspirational today and snuck up behind me, gently dropping carnation petals onto my laptop. It was hilarious, surreal and slightly pornographic. I felt like royalty in a 1970s CityTV Blue Movie. This game shares many qualities with the "Ripping Paper" game. That game involves a blank piece of paper, upon which one writes a noun... usually something like "Friendship" or "Love" (there is no requirement for the word to be a noun, however). You then gingerly approach the target from behind, and quietly place the paper directly in front of their eyes. After they have been given sufficient time to read the statement, you very slowly rip the paper in half and let the pieces fall to the floor. Now "friendship" and "love" have become "enemy" and "hate". Very dramatic. Try it. It's fun!

3 Comments:

At 6:34 PM, Blogger JR said...

You guys are totally fucked up.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Genet said...

I think we've had this argument before. ENOUGH.

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger JR said...

 

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