Thursday, November 17, 2005

Nemesis of the Week: The Lilydale SpokesMonster

This champ is the spokesmodel for Lilydale, some poultry cartel from Alberta. He's a chef that is obsessed with Lilydale Farms (especially their turkey). He's a caricature of the French, as evidenced by the fact that he's a chef, he gesticulates wildly, contorts his face to the point of injury and has the requisite insanely strong Gallic accent. He makes me sick. Between his bizarre head movements and his creepy and child-like fingers (which always seem to have a cameo close-up) I seriously want to throw my TV at someone. You can catch his ads here. I can't believe anyone would marry this fucker, so take his claims of having a "family" in the commercial as purely the invention of some ad guy in Edmonton. If this guy really is French, I hope the beurs torched his car or bike or spatula... something that would upset him...

Oh, and a word of warning... When he raises his eyes to the heavens while sniffing one of his delicacies and exclaims "Ah, so gooooooooooooood!" in a totally gutteral voice, you will cry.


At 4:02 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Watching 4 consecutive commercials of this bimbastard did make me cry... and develop uncontrollable vomiting problems, much like bolemia. It's Roberto Benigni desguised as a frog.

At 4:03 PM, Blogger PDD said...


Except that bolemia is controllable.


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