RBC: Royal Bimbo Complications

I went to the bank today to apply for a line-of-credit or loan or something and was helped by a practically blind slo-mo weirdo. It took her twelve hours to enter my name in the computer and she spelt it totally wrong. It would be like Genet being spelt as 6hw243slKájagu. A family friend was going to co-sign for me but she had to open an account and all that crap. Anyhow, in 24-48 hours, I will find out if I can put the escape plan off for a little while longer. Wish me luck, peeps.