Cryptic Fun
When speaking to someone, try the following when asked for advice...
In a normal tone
"Well, if I were you..."
Slight pause
Adopt menacing monotone and stare directly into their eyes
"... and I am"
Continue in a normal tone.
Trust me, they will be confused and disturbed. Pretend nothing happened.
posted by Genet @ 3:11 PM
3 come-on(s)
3 Comments:
Hehehehe. I totally remember that.
Yes, me too!! That was trific. from Juk.
I will try that... on my boss.
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