Romeo + Juliet for the 21st Century Student

Apparently, it goes like this:

FeudTween 2hses- Montague&Capulet. RomeoMfalls_<3w/_JulietC@mary Secretly Bt R kils J's Coz &&is banishd. J fakes Death. As Part of Plan2b-w/R Bt_leter Bt It Nvr Reachs Him. Evry1confuzd-bothLuvrs kil Emselves

Although it does demonstrate some ingenuity, it somehow seems to miss the point, methinks...

My reply: ThtsFkd^. BtClvr

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