YOU COULD USE ME: The World is Fucked

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

What?! Why?! Who?!

This is so stupid it hurts my hair.

At 5:11 PM, PDD said...: I love Target Market: Models.

We live in very dangerous times my friend, very dangerous times...
At 5:12 PM, PDD said...: And yes, I agree, it's begining to hurt my eyelash and eyebrow fuzz
At 9:01 PM, Erin O'Brien said...: Er, let me try that again.

Me: a woman whose one hopeful goal in life is to purchase a cosmetic from somewhere other than Walmart.

And now a cell phone that's nicer than my car.

But hey, who needs a concierge button when you can scream "Hon-ey!" at the top of your lungs?
At 6:28 PM, Genet said...: A concierge is overrated, to be sure. I mean, you can't really ask for sexual favours, can you? Wait... I guess they can arrange it for you... I might be torn...
At 11:17 PM, JR said...: Or, you could have hair cancer.