Thursday, December 08, 2005

FUCK OFF

OH MY GOD.

For reasons unknown, we are not allowed to control the temperature in our office and rely on a very stupid man to do it for us. It is currently 29 degrees (that's 84 F). I'm wearing a turtleneck. I'm totally homicidal and that fucking twerp better do something before I throw him in a garbage bag. When I said I wanted to be a bonobo, I didn't expect the fucking jungle to move into the office with me.

8 Comments:

At 2:56 PM, Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

29 degrees Canadian equals..let's see, do I multiply by 9 and then divide by 5 or multiply by 5 and divide by 9 and somewhere in there, I think I ahve to add 32...I just determined that it is roughly 109.8 degrees in your office. Why in the hell are you wearing a turtleneck?!?!

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger Rudy Wellsand said...

"Oh My GOD"~ is right! HEAVEN: Do I Want To Go There? There are DNA and RNA CODES within us, along with many other CODES that switch things ON and OFF in our bodies; over which WE have NO CONTROL! There are also CODES that YOU can READ RIGHT OUT OF YOUR OWN BIBLE! See: http://quadcode.blogspot.com for the "Chosen"Code (Gen.24:1-22) and the "Color"Code (Isa.1:18) among others.

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger Genet said...

Rudy... go away, please.

 
At 3:02 PM, Blogger Genet said...

It's frigid up in here parts, hence the turtleneck... plus I'm pretentious.

 
At 3:52 PM, Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Wow. I went to Rudy's blog. I think Rudy may want to go visit his doctor. That little glimpse into Rudy's brain has me curled up in a fetal position on the floor of my office sucking my thumb.

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Genet said...

Flamingo, I know exactly how you feel... and it hurts.

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger PDD said...

lol.

I will take the bonobo jungle with me. It's incentive is twanging my pubes. Oh, wait, I just shaved.

 
At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sausage likes heat.....and loves bonobos........oh !

 

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