Thursday, December 08, 2005

Vocal Masturbation Wins Again

Yesterday, I did a high kick and glamorously ripped the crotch right out of my pants. My ball fell out.

In other news, Arcade Fire is up for the Best Alternative Grammy. Too bad the Grammy's are gross... par exemple, Mariah Carey is up for Album of the Year. What's next for Mariah...? A Nobel?

3 Comments:

At 1:37 PM, Blogger PDD said...

The Grammy's are a huge scam. Didn't Britney Spears win a grammy? I may be wrong, but it sounds vaguely familiar.

I do like Arcade Fire though. Too bad their potential award will be given to them by airheads.

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Tupac is still winning Grammys for shit sake!!!

 
At 4:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and Stacy Q's cousin, Sausage, won three grammies 17 years ago !?

 

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