Monday, February 06, 2006

Right out of the gate, eh?

Harpo was sworn in today and looked just as meticulously coiffed and robotic as ever. However, Harpitron 2006 also had some surprises up his sleeve, like naming an unelected senator to his cabinet. Interesting, since that is rare and the Conservatives always bawl their eyes out about the undemocratic nature of appointed positions. What a dweeb. Based on today, I can't see this government to last very long.

Enough fiesta politica, though.

I read an article in the Star this weekend about Canadian athletes and their tendency to choke when it counts. Figuratively. It turns out we're a nation of insecure and nervous ski jumpers. This article got me thinking that I would be the slowest (two-man) luger because I'd want to savour every moment of some ass on my groin.
Just look at the picture above. Furthermore, a boner would make it difficult to maintain the necessary wind-resistance to be competitive. My dreams of a gold in Turin are shattered.

There you have it... No real insights today, just random thoughts. I took some St. John's Wort earlier, so don't ask for too much.


At 9:47 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Now I am all turned on after you put that picture into perspective. Guess what I am thinking about now? Do you remember when you showed me something on your computer a while back? It reminded us of high school? I always found that super hot.

I'm going to the washroom now...


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