Ah! Ah! Ah! Would you like tzatziki on that neck?

The man that owns the deli across the street is genuinely nice, especially considering how frantically packed the place gets. However, he is also the perfect illustration of what I meant when I said that Greeks can have evil eyes. His eyes are so deep-set that they look like tiny embers in a very large cave. He is slightly hunch-backed and almost always grumpy, with the requisite Greek accent. All these factors have led us to ingeniously name him Count Souvlakula.

So, no great insights in this post, just a random observation... I'm still light-headed from the illness, so give me time to fully recover.

By the way, next time you're at a Greek resto, ask for malakia sauce instead of tzatziki... guaranteed laughs.