Monday, July 03, 2006

Feelings...

I'm having a XXX rated moment. Can't help it. You do too, but you're afraid of it (I'm so arrogantly presumptuous!). If this disturbs anyone's Christian/Atheist/Whatever morals, please read about sane subjects like bombed corpses on your beloved CNN instead. The sarcasm is coming from Zeus and is fantastic... Anyhoo...

I really feel like getting plowed right now. And I want vocals. Example:

HIM: You like that cock in your ass?
ME: Keep fucking my hole, man!

And later:

ME: This cock feel good in your ass, man?
HIM: Oh yeah! Keep slammin' it. Umph.... yeah!
ME: This ain't never gonna stop, man... You feel too good...

The reciprocity of gay sex is stunningly beautiful. And, like love, sex can only be spoken of in clich├ęs.

The fact that I speak nothing like this in reality makes sex-talk super-duper hot. Mind you, I have zero desire to see my orgasm face. None. What does that say about me?

Thanks for indulging me. I'll get cultured (like bacteria, yo) in my next post.

20 Comments:

At 12:25 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Oh baby!!

I have a great site for you. It's free and they say these things very often.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Genet said...

Thanks, babes... but I don't want a site. I want an orifice attached to a body with a nice cute belly. Find me that, and we're laughing.

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Okay, I will get on that pronto!

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Cute bellies in progress. In the meantime here you go. It's good. I liked it.

http://www.89.com/av/?v=gayEuroboy

 
At 2:36 PM, Blogger Genet said...

Can't view it. I have a feeling that he's too twinky anyway. Today, I need a fucking monster of a man... huge ass hands and a hairy face.

Mmmmmmmm....

Total hornball moment. Like I'm ravenous. I think I should go to the Bijou tonight.

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I totally know the feeling Genet. You know I can relate. Okay I will see what I can do. I don't know why you can't access it. Just give it a moment. You don't have to press play, it just plays automatically, but you have to give it a moment.

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I have been reading up on Keith Haring. I saw his work at the AGO, oh I don't know probably when I was 20 yrs. I have loved him ever since. You obviously already know this, but I don't know if I ever mentioned I have always wanted to write a screenplay based on his life. I would want it to be as accurate as possible. I have been toying with the idea for nearly a decade and so now I decided to start reading about him. He's born May 4 (I am on the 10th) But that is not what is interesting. What is interesting is he died February 16th.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Oh and one more thing, have you ever seen his "The Ten Commandments"? I love it. Here's some:

http://images.google.ca/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&q=keith+haring+the+ten+commandments&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger PDD said...

okay forget that. Let me email it to you.

 
At 7:17 PM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I, for one, would love to see your orgasm face.

Don't believe me?

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Genet said...

Thanks, Erin. I, however would appear far more violent and strained than that elegant specimen.

If I muster the courage to photograph my orgasm face, I will e-mail it to you. Keep it private.

 
At 8:56 PM, Blogger Genet said...

It's been several hours, PDD, and I'm still not raped. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU????

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Shall I come over with a strap on?

 
At 9:59 PM, Blogger Genet said...

Bring it on! It'll be like last time, but in reverse!

Staple hair to your body and we're totally talking.

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger mushroom said...

Big hands and hairy face - hows about chewbacca then?

 
At 10:09 PM, Blogger Genet said...

It he was human... Alas, he is not.

 
At 10:31 PM, Blogger PDD said...

hahahahah!

I saw that you called. Let me take a shower and call you back, that's if you are in the mood to hear my foul mouth??

 
At 2:47 AM, Blogger JR said...

"Oh baby mou, you feel so good inside"

Only you wake up to realize you're getting fucked by your sister's ken doll while the fischer price blocks watch and masturbate!

 
At 12:12 PM, Blogger PDD said...

In this case, leggo has sex appeal.

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Genet said...

JR: Do the blocks spell "cumshot"?

 

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