Every major cosmopolitan city needs one of these

And no, I don't mean the new Opera House.

Apparently, this strange little old man is either Greek, Italian or Portugese. Change the gender of his targets and there is the frightening potential that this is me in 50 years.

They don't know who he is but they know this - he's definitely strange and a possible danger to local women.
Toronto Police have issued a warning about a pervert they believe is behind a series of increasingly strange sexual assaults.

He comes up to his victims and introduces himself. He then offers to shake their hands.

But when the unsuspecting ladies good naturedly offer him theirs, he refuses to let go. He then kisses the startled females on both cheeks, licks their necks, claims he's their boyfriend and then leaves hurling numerous obscenities at them.