Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I don't want to speak

My sister's wedding is less than two weeks away and I haven't really started writing my speech. I am procrastinating because I deeply dislike public speaking. Ideally, my speech would be three words long or, I would make it from the bathroom with my disembodied voice beaming into the dining room like God. I have a vague idea of what I want to say, but it really is time to get cracking here. Ugh.


At 9:32 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I think your speech should include the fact that you were a genius as a little one and everyone went to you for answers and advice.

I like the bathroom idea alot. Oh and don't shave.

At 12:50 AM, Blogger WhipSlyme said...

Diazapam and wine work for me. I made a speech in French at my sister's wedding. Hope Tinass's marriage is better than that one.

Good luck,G.


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