I don't want to speak
My sister's wedding is less than two weeks away and I haven't really started writing my speech. I am procrastinating because I deeply dislike public speaking. Ideally, my speech would be three words long or, I would make it from the bathroom with my disembodied voice beaming into the dining room like God. I have a vague idea of what I want to say, but it really is time to get cracking here. Ugh.
posted by Genet @ 12:26 PM
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2 Comments:
I think your speech should include the fact that you were a genius as a little one and everyone went to you for answers and advice.
I like the bathroom idea alot. Oh and don't shave.
Diazapam and wine work for me. I made a speech in French at my sister's wedding. Hope Tinass's marriage is better than that one.
Good luck,G.
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