Introducing...
... my new fuck. This is Paul Robinson, England's goalkeeper for the World Cup. I think. Who cares? LOOK AT HIM. Looking at him, I could have just populated a small country, but instead I'm just sticky all over. Mmmmmmmmm......... This makes me very excited about my upcoming visit to England. If this is what I can look forward to, I'm going to come back in 17 satisfied pieces.
posted by Genet @ 11:21 AM
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As it happens (and I know you don't really care) he is a bloody excellent keeper. Better even than "Spunky" (David Seamen) who was the keeper in 2002. Spunky had a moustache and a pony tail and did look a bit like a porn star, but is not a patch on our Paul. So, Rooney, Robinson and Owen with Beckham on the sidelines in a gimp mask? U like, Genet?
I just hope they win. I will cry if they win and cry if they lose. I absolutely love the World Cup. Just watched Steven Gerrard in the FA Cup final - fuck he is a good player.
Come on England!!!! (Take that however you want to!)
Yes, I am also hoping to come on England. Fingers crossed! The World Cup is very fun to experience in the TDot because all the ethnics go mental and random parties erupt all over the city. And all the Portugese suddenly become Brazilian and everyone makes fun of that.
I know this isn't a football blog, but I have to say that Whipslyme, you're right about Robinson and Gerrard. They're bloody excellent. Rooney and Owen are a different story: they're injured and Sven Boring-Erickson may have made a huge error in judgement by selecting them, even though they are also excellent players when in form. So, Genet can have Beckham, Rooney and Owen while the rest of the team abstain from sex until they win the cup.
I don't want Beckham. He's too fashion for me.
It's obviously clear Genet has impeccable taste.
That guy is fucking HOT!
you're all fucking whores
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