The truth about my job
Today, Hormonster was annoying me and hurting my feelings at work, so I glamorously burped at her.
Hormonster: If I smell that I'm going to barf all over you.
I am using my arms to waft the burp away from her.
Genet: I'm wafting. What do you want me to do, get the jet-stream in here?
This made me realize that I love Hormonster and that my workplace is vulgar and hilarious.
posted by Genet @ 4:04 PM
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Shut your mouth.
You guys are lucky! Very lucky. Lucky like a puppy, a stubby, a hubby, a bumblebee...
I have posted my most recent blog regarding another really dumb celebrity I read about this morning. I think you will appreciate it so go to my site now.
Hormonster, I would like you to transform your site. I want to leave comments for you too, but I cant. So, do it immediately!
How's baby blue?
Psychic dumb-dumb predicts it's got a ding dong.
Psychic dumb-dumb, you are wrong! Baby blue has no ding-dong!
No? That can't be!
Allow me to bust out my tarrot cards again... oh wait... I see a high priestess... but everything in my body is telling me it's baby blue... but wait... wait... wait... i'm confused...
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