Thursday, January 05, 2006


In Greek lore, the way the beginning of the new year goes dictates what kind of year you are going to have. According to this, 2006 will be painful and comatose.

I fucked up my back somehow and the medication my doc gave me has given me stomach issues and the uncontrollable desire to sleep 24/7. How fun.

2006, why are you not co-operating with me? If this is what our relationship is going to be like, we need to break up now...


At 12:33 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I have a small lump on my upper lip. I just acquired this the other day. This morning while getting ready for work I thought, you know, if this were cancer, I would be quite happy actually. In other words; so far 2006 has made me want to bypass the rest that follows. Where is heaven when I need heaven most. Where is heaven when heaven needs me most.

Dude, I need a new job.

At 10:08 PM, Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

Happy fucking new year to everyone, I guess.

At 7:40 AM, Blogger WhipSlyme said...

All this talk of breaking up.... those Greeks don't know shit, mate. Except for you. Did you fuck up your back doing something fun?


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