Horny Barbapapas

Happy Saint Beef Patties Day! Are you going to get a shamrock shake at McDonald's?

I got my hair cut today at a little barbershop near my house that is owned by two elderly Greek brothers. They are very cute and sweet and of course assume that being Greek myself, I am supremely heterosexual and on the prowl for a wife. Usually, I can just ignore their sexy comments, but one time I was visibly distressed. They had just returned from a trip to Cuba and when one of the other patrons asked about their vacation, the older of the two brothers said: "Lotsa nice pussy in Cuba". I wanted to laugh and barf simultaneously. He then looked at me for confirmation of his diagnosis and all I could do was stare blankly thinking that I was shocked that an 80 year old Greek man would even know the word.

I'm curious as to how they would react if I had returned from a vacation and commented that "the cock was delicious and the ass wasn't half-bad either". I guarantee whatever the reaction, it would be hilarious.