Gimme those wings, sister

There's an Always Pantyliners (pad, MaxiPad...? what's the correct term?) commercial that seems to obviously connote something sexual. Either that or the copywriter is a radical asexual activist or a magically literate boulder. Judge for yourselves: "If you're going to sit on it all day, it has to be comfortable!". All day?! How I admire her, yet resent the competition... bitch.

Who is this lucky girl? If she's uncomfortable, I can take over a shift(s)... and discomfort can be rewarding so I won't complain- within reason. However, if this is strictly refering to menstruation, I think that developing an instant vagina would seriously traumatize me and I have no interest.